Rise of the EVIL cat, miow!!

Cats are four-legged animal that appear to be cute, tame and adorable to lots of people. Well, not to me. i always believe that behind those glittering eyes, lie a hidden evil nature which includes harming people and possibly attempt to abolish human race.. i repeat, human race!! I was and still known to have a specific phobia of cats which the initial cause remain unknown. that would explain my cold and unfriendly manner towards two pet cats in my house; rocky and juno. 

Last two days, i found myself busy rearranging files in my laptop when rocky decided to attempt on terminating my life. He jumped on my laptop out of nowhere. My human nature of self-defense lead to sudden movement of my hands to throw him away. This results in 1) my laptop almost fell to the ground and 2) three lines of painful and possibly poisonous scratches on my left hand. I was furious. He ran away knowing that his evil plan didnt work out the way he planned to. Blood rushing and pumping straight up my head. There and then, i felt the sudden need and urge to kill the evil little creature.

Unfortunately for me and lucky for him, the urge only lasts for few seconds. He is still breathing today and once in a while he would look at me and throw me his evil smile. I will get him one day.. i will...